Penis Envy

Perhaps it's my juvenile (at times) sense of humor that has me giggling over these designs. Actually, I think they are quite chic. The Shiva Vase by Ettore Sottsass is simplistic and fun. I'd do a spray of white flowers instead of the bud shown here to take it to that next level of cheekiness. The penis chandelier by Rock and Royal is the ultimate in sex room decorating. Now, for a more conservative eroticism, perhaps the penis salt and pepper shakers by Coco de Mer is a bit more conservative. My personal favorite has to be the penis andiron by the well-endowed (talent-wise) artist and designer, Hubert le Gall. I admit there is a "woman's area" andiron counterpart, but I decided to omit it from this post. Art really does imitate life!